9.30.2012

7 myths I believed as a kid



7.) This solid Palmer Easter Bunny is much better than any of those prettier, hallow Easter Bunnies because it's, well, solid and mom says it will take me longer to eat it.

Right. No. Not exactly. I'm pretty sure all those hydrogenated oils from the Palmer candy I ate as a kid are still inside of me...

6.) When kids grow up, boys have to get jobs and go to work and girls stay home and take care of the babies and sometimes, just sometimes, a girl will get a job, like being an Elementary school teacher. But that's o.k. because jobs are never fun...

Thank you, 90's. 

5.) Kids like pizza but adults don't really like pizza, they mostly like salads.

I still love pizza as much as I did when I was 7.

4.) The grown-up world is organized and, well, orderly. Grown-ups have a handle on what is going on, and that seems nice because the kid-world sometimes seems a little chaotic.

It's the other way around.

3.) College is impossible. Only really, really, really smart people go to college and it's probably all math and I wouldn't like it anyways.

I honestly thought this. 

2.) It's rare that a kid grows up and gets to do what they really want, like acting/writing/painting/being an astronaut, ect. Mostly, only a few really special people get to do that.

1.) Grown-ups don't have adventures.




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